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WEATHER QUOTES
METEO-FRASI CELEBRI A SPASSO PER IL WEB...



A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes.

Joseph Addison

 

What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.

Jane Austen

 

Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life,

The evening beam that smiles the clouds away,

And tints tomorrow with prophetic ray!

George Byron

 

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

George Carlin

 

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting

George Carlin

 

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

 

One need only think of the weather, in which case the prediction even for a few days ahead is impossible.

Albert Einstein

 

Change of weather is the discourse of fools.

Thomas Fuller

 

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Kin Hubbard

 

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.

Roger Miller

 

I played as much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday.

Mike Morley

                                    

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

Carl Reiner

 

Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.

John Ruskin

 

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

Mark Twain

 

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Mark Twain 

 

If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

Mark Twain 

 

It is better to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain

Mark Twain 

 

The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Oscar Wilde

 

Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else.

Oscar Wilde

 

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.

Patrick Young